- Little boy: Mommy, why is Wonder Woman not wearing any pants?
- The Mom: Because Wonder Woman has amazing thighs and she could crush men with them if they insult her.
- Little Boy: I wanna be Wonder Woman.
- The Mom: Don't we all.
Being sick and on your period is the worst because you have all the cravings but can’t taste anything.
It’d be nice to get a “hey I’d fuck you” every once in a while
Diabetes has forced me to look at a plate of food and to see numbers (29, 64, 15) instead of milk and pasta and an apple and carb ratios (1:5) and insulin units (21.6) plus current blood sugar (241) and correction factors (1 for every 30 over 140 = 3.36) and at some point it was just a plate of dinner.
Raphael’s Madonna with Child