I really have no interest in other people like unless it’s something juicy and I love gossip but most of the time I’m like when is this bitch going to shut up so I can keep on talking about me
Hilary Duff - Chasing the Sun Official Music Video
I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?
Daniel Radcliffe (via hankgreensmoustache)
50 shades of shut the fuck up about this book i’ve read better smut written by virgin teenagers for free
do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing
be the person brienne of tarth would pledge her sword to
- nice friend person: hey, how've you been?
- me: capitalism is crushing me. i am barely surviving. i am full of toxic resentment. i want revenge.